yup

I do many things well, none of which generate income.or at least that I'm willing to commit to generate income.

:-)

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?" YES! I hate talking on the phone.

Yep

I hate talking on the phone. Haha, so me! You have reached my voicemail, please hang up and text.

True true true

Grocery shopping...

Funny pictures about Grocery shopping. Oh, and cool pics about Grocery shopping. Also, Grocery shopping photos.

There is a time when your dearest of friends really needs you to say this to them... out of love.

This applies to so many people I know. Ugh seriously people grow up.

Wasn't that just so sweet of you to post that picture of us together where you looked like you were from Next Top Model and I looked like I was from the Walking Dead.Totally.

Free, Friendship Ecard: Wasn't that just so sweet of you to post that picture of us together where you looked like you were from Next Top Model and I looked like I was from the Walking Dead

Hahahaha!! This is SO true!!

I did this before I even HAD a phone. I also used to read the shampoo and conditioner bottles in the shower. It was so bad, that my mother used to tell me, "stop reading in there and TAKE YOUR SHOWER.

Yup...

you know, this is me every day. I hate bras. and I miss working at Ribbons and wearing tanks and tube tops every day. Life is so much better sans bra.

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