Oh so true

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

In the right setting, I can probably get away with this!

True- oh wait I do but it's not high paying! All I really want is a high paying job that lets me wear yoga pants and hoodies to work & only makes me work 4 days a week.

"*History class in 2100*  Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017! Students: But what about 2016- Teacher: We don't talk about 2016..."

Worst year of my life. "History class in Teacher: So, we've finished On to Students: But what about Teacher: We don't talk about

I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body

"I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body"<<< fun fact my mom is teaching me how to hide a body and my dad is getting me multiple weapons for my birthday

Jackson narrative my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman. my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherfucker.

Who is guilty of this? My sweetie spilled the beans about wanting to put babies in my belly 6 years ago at a Jazz festival after a tad bit of whisky : )

Hypocrisy.  It's too early for this crap.

Are you just too stupid to realize that you are a hypocrite? Yes. You are.

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