Haha!! Sometimes it's just that you are actually touching the scanner/scale area with some part of your body without realizing it.

Humor - I'm just a girl standing in front of a self checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover from one.

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!

Filipino poverty essays Free Essay: There are many contributing factors that do not help out the Filipino’s when trying to make an income. Luck does not always go their way.

Ny friend had plastic liquor bottles for her I like that idea better than candy!

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

The day a man makes me happier than chips and queso with a frozen margarita is the day I'll get married

Oh so true!!

I've been told I'm a loud talker.although I can whisper and breathe at a true tickle your ear level x

Ha ha!

I think I say ''fuck this shit'' about 42 times every single day. ''shit'' never stays fucked.

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