Dick Party Pin! - Ship A Dick
To the untrained eye, the pin resembles a small, white, metal penis with the word party engraved on the shaft. To the trained, fun-hater assassin, however, this dick pin is a fucking badge of honor. This pin is a pledge that prohibits all levels of lame party excuses.! No more will you cowardly utter, “I have a headache” or “I’ve gotta wake up early” when we all know you’re gonna go home and binge watch “Law and Order.”