I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. (No doubt people think this about me.

Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls) "Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.


nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.


There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. Sounds like my ex f-ing asshole lol

hahahahahaha i seriously love this pin! Lol ;D

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Remember, if you can't say something nice. make it funny


Sooooooo me.Funny Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away.

#Funny Things

Every Damn Time

My husband calls me a "goldfish" all the time. They only have a 3 second memory.

Awkward and humiliating

funny quote my life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 51 Pics. If you have to patch any party of those pants that much, you need to throw them away. It's time. it may also be time to lose weight or buy bigger pants.

I cannot handle this

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wish I could be a decent and well-behaved woman, but simply I cannot.

hahahaha!! For LJ

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.or giggles and pees

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)