signs and sayings
signs and sayings
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Go towards the light sick fern!
House Plants, Green Thumb, Plants Alive, Plants Hospice, So True, So Funny, Totally Me, Gray Thumb, Poor Plants
i may not have a "green thumb" but i am a plant hospice worker.
Gray thumb (my poor plants)
Gray thumb. Haha so true
My boss, who has bought me MANY plants which are now growing beautifully... in Heaven, thought this was so funny but so true for me.
Gray thumb... by the time my plants die, I think they are begging to go on to Jesus! I can't keep a plant alive to save my life! (except maybe a rosebush...and weeds)
Gray thumb this Isis totally me!!
I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kelsey-Sustaining-Balance/1441311842748361
I'm so bad at keeping house plants alive
Remember This, Daylight Saving, Laugh, The Princesses Brides, Movie, Funny Stuff, The Princess Bride, Feelings, Saving Time
Exactly how I feel about Daylight Savings Time. From my favorite movie: The Princess Bride :)
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And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. The Princess Bride - Daylight Savings Time
the six-fingered man on Daylight savings time... I couldn't stop laughing
Daylight Savings Time
Husband Quotes, Laugh, Married Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Ecards, Funny Commercials, True Stories
#Funny Quotes Ahhh, the married life.
Funny Quotes Funny Quotes Funny #commercial ads| http://awesome-funny-commercial-ads-photos.blogspot.com
This made me LAUGH!!! Funny Quotes Funny Quotes Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes... So true!
Quotes Funny Marriage, Boyfriend Love Quotes Funny, Funny Ecards Marriage, Ecards Funny Relationship, I Love You Ecards Boyfriends, Friends Funny Ecards Humor, Evenings With Friends Quotes, Love Quotes Funny Ecards, Funny Boyfriends
hahahah! so truee
Bathing Suits, Life, Laugh, Funny Stuff, Humor, Bath Suits, Things, True Stories, Giggles
Ahhh poor thing can not even wear a bathing suit
When I try on bathing suits.. Or in everyday life. Haha.
so true!!!--follow me (Hannah Hunter Seagraves) for more interesting pins, I follow back #follow #followme #followback #truth #humor #funny #giggles #grins #swimsuit
True story. ~JP How I Feel When I Try On Bathing Suits
How I feel when I try on bathing suits. #lol #humor #funny #orangutan #monkey www.alphacomedy.com
@Hannah Brandt - HAHAHA! I couldnt help but laugh when I saw this! Not the bathing suit part... just the "how I feel" ;)
Yep! Sounds about right!
Ain T, Crazy Women, Crazy Girls, Ahahaahah, Aaamen, So True, Stupid Men, Agree, True Stories
stupid men = crazy women, agreed
Stupid boys - crazy girls They think we get crazy all on our own? Nope. :/
Stupid men = crazy women. true story
Hahaha! So true. No Stupid men = No crazy women
sorry but too funny
Kristen Stewart, Magic Carpets, Funny Stuff, Facials, So Funny, True Stories, Aladdin, Disney Memes, Kristenstewart
The Magic Carpet - true story
True story! This is so funny!
funny disney memes | funny disney meme Kristen Stewart carpet aladin
Ahahaha... agree! #aladdin #kristenstewart #meme #lol #disney
Mothersday, Mothers Day, Envelopes, Quotes, Happy Mothers, Funny, Happy Freakin, So True, Mother'S Day
Oh so true!! Joy of Motherhood - Happy Mothers Day!
Because of you, I sometimes pee when I sneeze. Or cough. Or laugh. Happy freakin' Mother's Day to me. So true but I adore that little boy:)
Love ya Mom! Happy Mother's Day. Having babies, funny ecard
Funny, but true!!! Joy of Motherhood #quote - brassyapple.com #mothersday
Robin, Mothers Quotes, Lucky Man, Idiot, Things, So Funny, Totally Me, Love Quotes, True Stories
I do believe this is a how I met your mother quote.
i love you, idiot #love #quotes That's what love is <3
If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man
So funny! And so me.
Robin Scherbatsky - most adorable thing
...this is totally me...
dose of humour @ Likefun.me
Friends Fatter, Bwahah Andy, Friends Cupcakes, Funny Jokes, Lacey, Cake Pop, Diet Plans, Humor Funny, Funnyness Funnyness Funny
my diet plan
Make all my friends fatter!!! haha @Lacey Mangrum
Bwahah andI made me friends cupcakes the ltber day!! Too funny!!!
And brownies and cookies and cake pops
Laugh, Songs, Bright Side, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Hilarious, So Funny, Boyfriends
Cannot quit laughing. What a good boyfriend
Boyfriend left girlfriend this epic gift. So funny. Love the last line
Can't quit laughing. Hilarious!!!
Boyfriend left girlfriend this epic gift - hahahahahha if I ever get a boyfriend I want him to do these kinds of things
My boyfriend's sense of humor... - Imgur
i laughed out loud when i read this hahaha Funniest remake of the song!!!
Haha the bright side.. I literally started laughing!
:) This is so me!
Time, Laugh, Real Life, Zit, So True, Teen Logic, Funny Stuff, Humor, True Stories
so true. It feels way better though. My cousin just said " I love it when I squeeze a zit and the white pus comes out"....... EW
I laughed 'cause its true. Story of my life!
Every time!! so true
Teen Logic - I have a Zit | Meme
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME. My husband is laughing at it too.
Laugh, Beds, Stuff, Quotes, Funny, Magic Places, So True, Humor, True Stories
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was suppose to do. - #amusing #comical #entertaining #funny #hilarious #humorous #ironic #joke #laugh #pictures #witty
Yes so true!!! my bed funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything i was supposed to do. :) Check out all our funny posts and get real, free stuff @Wendy Felts | GimmieFreebies
my bed funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor. True story @Katy
SERIOUSLY--WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
White Lions, Fairies Godmother, Pretty Please, So True, Seriously What, So Funny, Amen I, True Stories, High Schools
LOL please Fairy Godmother!
Seriously what was i thinking i looked good
All Posts | Little White Lion
Haha ~ so funny & true
but only if I didn't have to go back to high school
AMEN I wish I had that body back!!!
Being A Woman, Laugh, Washboard Ab, Quotes, Memo, So True, Ecards, So Funny, True Stories
I missed the memo! Being a woman is hard..
my husband laughs and adds the washboard abs are to do the laundry!!
So true. Actually, I got the memo about 6 months ago, and if I wasn't in school I'd have more time for the knitting and baking :)
Memo. So funny!
Love this one. Apparently, I missed this memo too ;-) Funny mom quote
I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Ha! True story!!
Truths Hurts, Laugh, Relatable Post, Fat, Funny, Christmas Gift, New Years, True Stories, The Holiday
We all gain a few during the holidays. 😊
Funny but not funny. True story.
yes i got fat indeed. But hey thats why theres new years to loose it
Truth hurts! Lol
Relatable Post: Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
I nearly fell out of chair laughing at this... too funny
Funny Christmas Ecards, Holiday Seasons, Christmas Cookies, Thanksgiving Fitness Funny, Christmas Curse, Thanksgiving Quotes Funny, Happy Holiday, True Stories, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to me... :~P
not this holiday season!
Just looking at these Christmas cookies, for reals...
The Christmas curse! Jaja @Thalia de Castro
children children children kids
Parents Humor, Mothers Day, Comics Book, So True, Funny Stuff, Children, Doctors, Kids, True Stories
Now that's funny stuff people!!!
doctor visits for kids
TheWhizTimes.com picks: I'm afraid you have what's known as children #parenting #humor
children children children kids ~ so true
As Mother's Day approaches, this is a reminder to all the haggard multitasking mothers everywhere: Children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is His reward (Psalm 127:3). Stay focused and faithful because you have to do both if you expect to win the battle with the world over your child in order to reap and keep the reward.
true story lol
Book Ecards, Remember This, True Heh, Funny Library, No I'M Not Just Reading, Fiction Families, Exactly Why, Hehe Thy, Good Books
I'll have to remember this.
every time I open a good book
No, I'm not JUST reading. I happen to be attending to my fictional family right now so go get your own dinner
Sad but true.
Exactly, Funny Makeup Quotes, Asshole, Lol So True, Bahahaha, Everytime, True Stories, Eye, Wear Makeup
LOL assholes. Hahahaha everytime
Every single time I don't wear makeup or wear less eye liner...
exactly why I wear makeup
LOL!!! so true. This is why I try not to leave the house without at least mascara, and lipstick, and eye shadow, and blusher, and foundation.
Stick family bumper stickers :)
Minis Vans, Families Stickers, Too Funny, So True, Bumper Stickers, Ecards, Sticks Families, So Funny, Sticks Figures Families
hehehe! I despise mini vans and the stick figure family stickers. I will NOT be THAT mom!
I know people with the stick figure families on the back of their mini vans and I mean them no offense....this is just too funny! Lol!
Funny Confession Ecard: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of six. Your mini van had me under the impression you were wild and single.
So funny and so true!
Stick family bumper stickers :) Too funny!!!
This has a very literal meaning for an INFJ. I love that my Dad and I share the same personality. We can read each other's brain from across the room. It give me peace. It's also a great relief to know that he and my husband are such close friends. My dad helps my husband understand my quirkiness at his expense. What a treasure of a dad I have.
Laugh, Quotes, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, Self Control, True Stories
I laughed, but only because there is truth in this!!!
Self control! Lol! so true
So True. Story of my life <3
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
Fitness Motivation Funny Humor Quote
Self-control - #Ecard, #Ecards, #FunnyEcard, #FunnyEcards, #Humor, #Sassy So True
hahah... just too funny not to post :) So true, except I'm not crazy & MY husband isn't stupid. But the rest, yes.
because men are stupid, so true.
#AMEN. #like if you agree(:
What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid. True story! :)
Right?!?!?! Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.