I need a holiday, a weekend away, a spa, a massage, some sex toys, bondage equipment, maybe a nice watch or jewelery, then I'll let you take pics and videos so your wife can find them.......

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18 Serious Contenders For The 'Dad Of The Year' Award. Part 1 | Funny All The Time

18 Serious Contenders For The 'Dad Of The Year' Award. Part 1 | Funny All The Time

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Oh no! :~• no cake for me! I'm banking on being kidnapped someday/no ransom:) I'm hoping to be taken out of the country, perhaps some place tropical. My Dad used to tell me ... he knew people that could make me disappear if I ever wanted. I'm ready.

Never trust people who don't swear. They're keeping all kinds of shit bottled up inside. Let it out people. Let it the fuck out. (Haha! Well, it's not the lack of swearing per se, but the emphasis on secrets and farts that smells foul to me...:)

I’ve got a bad feline about this // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

I’ve got a bad feline about this // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

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