Tristan, Hope and Celli Noble :)
had to pin this, definitely made me laugh.
Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!
I'm going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That's about it.
I don't get near enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. (High functioning sociopath, do your research!