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At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

Preeeetty sure...

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Like a boss

WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

Woman Needs

Funny Confession Ecard: Two things a woman needs in life : Vodka and Channing Tatum.

Thank you very much...

Free, Independence Day Ecard: Please don't say "firecracker". I find this highly offensive. Please say "fire white-american".

Quickest way for a mother to get her childrens attention

The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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