If you don't want a sarcastic ...
It's highly contagious, for the well being of all my valuable hard working coworkers I'll take the rest of the week off just to be sure I'm fully recovered.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Imagine if they had parent/teacher conferences at college Dad: how's my son doing? Professor : I have never seen this man in my life "
He just explained every single action movie ever (those with female lead characters)
I have learned this the hard way
Today Top 82 Cool Minions (01:08:50 PM, Thursday 09, March 2017 PST) - Funny Minions
Is it just me or does that make perfect sense? #GilmoreGirlsIsLife
I felt like this today...well, I wasn't armed -- Miss Congeniality
Kim Possible Tumblr- this speaks to me
Yes, this is the highest compliment I could ever receive.