I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.

I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.

Mom has been hard of hearing for many years and would respond by nodding her head as if she understood everything that was being said. In later stages she would become angry as she believed that you had insulted her in some way!

i put the hot, in psychotic

I Put The Hot In Psychotic

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Me for the last couple weeks. Time to get back on it. (My phone knows me so well that, when I forgot to space between "on" and "it" autocorrect changed it to "time to get back OmNomNom." I don't need your negativity, phone. )

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Ha, that's right! I mean, cereal prizes reward you for getting up and eating breakfast. There should be tampax prizes to reward you for making it through another month as a woman...

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