It's so true lol

I'm 'it's and you wanna start a movie this late? When did I become this person?//YUP, sums it right up.


Evil idea…

Funny pictures about Evil idea. Oh, and cool pics about Evil idea. Also, Evil idea.


Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.


I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through. --OMG, laughed so hard.

That moment when...

Funny Confession Ecard: I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Why I never wear socks.

There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time. please shut up.

funny quote texting wasn't always easy you had to work for it you need an s you better click that 7 button four times

if I didn't work out, I'd so have a glass wine. But, I'll take the million dollars anyway.

I'd be a terrible superhero. I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like, "I literally just sat down.