Under the wiper blades: "Hi Friend, I just wanted to let you know that some knucklehead vandalized your car by slapping an Obama sticker on it. The last thing you want is to be driving around all day, looking like an idiot. Take care, A Good Samaritan"
When the meal is over
The meal is not over when I'm full - Funny quote by Louis C.: "The meal is over when I hate myself." Why is this so true?
Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me. Fool me times, you are a weatherman