What a good person!

Under the wiper blades: "Hi Friend, I just wanted to let you know that some knucklehead vandalized your car by slapping an Obama sticker on it. The last thing you want is to be driving around all day, looking like an idiot. Take care, A Good Samaritan"

the title of my autobiography.

When the meal is over

The meal is not over when I'm full - Funny quote by Louis C.: "The meal is over when I hate myself." Why is this so true?

hahaha.... hey!!! :(

Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me. Fool me times, you are a weatherman


Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.

Short Temper? Why, yes. Yes, I do.

Some people say I have a "short temper", I prefer to call it "A swift and assertive reaction to bullshit".


the moment you realize your entire marriage was fake.your husband is fake.everything was lies


Image detail for -beauty of animals the beauty of eagle eagles are members of the bird .

jokes, jokes.

how cant you fall in love with these weird naked cats!