- 25 Pins
Pick any two
Modernwoman, Super Woman, Healthy Dinners, Today Modern, I Pick, Funny Quotes, So True, Modern Woman, True Stories
YES! Pick 2! #ModernWoman
Wow ~ This tells the true story of a Modern Woman ~ I did all this for over 18 years!
Modern Woman. So TRUE. I pick fit and well groomed. That's 2 right? Oh wait and great sex life...but that goes without saying!
SO TRUE! http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. for-the-home #weightloss #health #weight loss
Because we are all Modern Woman, not Super Woman... :)
HA...but seriously, what's the name of this med?
Super Clean, Weightloss Burnfat, Funny, Married Life, Cooking, Bestdiet Loseweight, Burnfat Bestdiet, Happy Pills, Loseweight Diet
Happy pills (:
i love to cook, i love to clean,,,i love my new medication. Pictures, Images and Photos
Awesome Shit, I'M Awesome, I Am Awesome, Pinterest Humor, Pin Awesome, Funny Stuff, Ecards, So Funny, Don'T Judges
Only because I AM awesome!
Pinterest humor. So true
actually, i go back and look at my funny stuff and laugh all over again. i forget most the stuff i pin....
I do. Don't judge me. 😁
Cause I'm awesome!
Free, Confession Ecard: I sometimes look at my own boards on Pinterest and think 'Damn, I pin awesome shit!'
Quotes, Be A Girls, Girls Camps Crafts, Funny Stuff, Legs, Humor, Circles Of Friends, So Funny, True Stories
HAHAHAHA.. TRUE STORY @Stacey Gordon
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg! Hahahaha so funny!
Bathroom Humor: Laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg. lol...
If I am ever called to be a Girls Camp Craft Leader ... this is the only thing I'm bringing to the table.
This is so my circle of friends! I'm going to need to make something with this quote.
United States of Shame
Mobiles Home, High Schools Graduation, North Dakota, Maps, Washington States, Funny, Tornadoes, U.S. States, United States
Rude but interesting map of the United States
What is your U.S. state the best at being the worst at?
this is the most retarded map ever. i'm pretty sure south dakota doesn't have the highest rape and iowa is not the oldest state. god people are stupid. even though the one on north dakota could be true. :)
Haha this is terrible. I'm from the good ole state of Worst rate of high school graduation. Funny that Minnesota is worst at tornadoes. Dies that mean their tornadoes are subpar? Lol
Most mobile homes? Compared to Washington State or South Dakota, I think I can deal with that.
I laugh at this one because it has happened to me! Crying over spilt milk...
Milk, Truths, So True, Pump, Card, Mommy Humor, Mom Quotes, So Funny, True Stories
Ha! So true! Mommy humor
A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk
SO TRUE!!! made me so mad when I dropped a bag of pumped milk!!
Whoever said "there's no use crying over spilled milk" obviously never pumped 6 ounces, then accidently dumped it. (Hallmark Edge of Motherhood cards)
I laugh at this one because it has happened to me! Crying over spilt milk... TRUE Story!!!
Pumping breast milk truth! (I was thinking this very thing this morning!)
SO funny! I actually had nightmares right after Daniel was born of my pumped milk spilling out everywhere!
ha...I so did
Photos, Texts, Haha Funny, Quotes, First Time, Tacos, Clarks, Funny Stuff, So Funny
The first time I read this on my phone I tilted my head and so easily could have just turned my phone lol
hahaha. I know right. what do you mean??? @katie clarke
taco neck... #Food #Recipe #Yummy #Meals #Dinner #Chef #Cook #Bake #Culinary
Disappoint, Funny Pictures, Entertainment Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Ropes Quotes, Funnies, Funny Definitions, True Stories
Funny Pictures, funy quotes and general humour from flashwear.com
True story. That shit is funny ppl
funny quote and funny pictures compliments of flashwear.com
Dogs Beds, Big Beds, Small Dogs, Silly Dogs, Pet, Irish Wolfhound, So Funny, Big Dogs, Little Dogs
Small dog, big bed; Big dog, small bed- too cute- sweet- pets-
So funny - Charlie and Izzie do this, too. Little dog takes big bed, big dog settles for little bed even though big dog could totally kick little dog's a**!
Big dog in a little bed, little dog in a big bed... Irish Wolfhounds ❤️
#dogs big dog is in big bed so little dog gets on big dog's bed!!!
so funny, big dogs think they are small, small dogs think they are big! Silly dogs :)
Wonderful! I think I'll print this and hang it somewhere I'll see it offer and remember they're just wired differently! Inside a toddler's brain, a map of the madness!
Toddlerbrain, Kids Stuff, Toddlers Brain, Work Outs, Toddlersbrain, Funny Stuff, So True, Kidsstuff, Kidstuff
Toddler Brain, funny and so true!
What toddlers are thinking - funny stuff!!
Cognitive Enhancement is possible! www.Addieup.com/buy use coupon code addie25 for 25% off gives you mental clarity,focus and much more. You want to be the most energetic person at your office. Have the focus and energy to get your work out of the way to enjoy a more balanced lifestyle. #burnfat #energy #memory #Suppressant #antioxidants #adderal #herbal #study #test #nootropics #guarana #addieup #sleep #supplements #quotes #positivequotes #anxiety
toddlerbrain - haha...the hygiene avoidance center is so true!
toddlersbrain... so cute and true
Dear Santa, Funny Christmas, Santa Baby, Dearsanta, Inspiration Pictures, Funny Quotes, Christmas Quotes, Funny Stuff, Santa Letters
Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I'll buy my own presents. #Christmas #DearSanta #FunnyChristmas #picturequotes View more #quotes on http://quotes-lover.com
Image detail for -christmas, humor, naughty, nice, santa - inspiring picture on Favim ...
Dear Santa Letter
dear santa christmas santa christmas quotes christmas quote christmas humor christmas jokes funny christmas quotes #landmarkautoinc
I'm mean enough to do this too.
Ideas, Remember This, Tough Love, Parents Done Rights, For The Future, Funny, Children, Future Kids, Parents Win
OMG I must remember this when my future kids grow up! Too funny!!!!
tough love, this is funny!!
Parenting Done Right – 18 Pics- there are some pretty good ones that are giving me ideas for the future....
Too funny. I'll have to remember this one when I have children
Parenting win! Bwahahaha! SO remembering this one!
Sotrue, Quote, Movie Theater, Girls Problems, Big Boobs, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, True Stories
Busty girl problems. I hate this! #sotrue
True story. quotes
big boob girl problems
So true so funny
True story. Firstworldproblems of a girl with big boobs.
This is so true, especially popcorn at the movie theater lol
i'm gonna do this next time i go
Bingo Cards, I Win, Walmart Funny, At Walmart, Date Ideas, Date Nights, Walmart Bingo, So Funny, People Of Walmart
Walmart Bingo Card. Haha, cheap night fun!
Walmart Bingo!! this is so funny I want to play
This would be a FUN date night ;-) It would definitely make for a funny and interesting night!! having worked at walmart in the past for 7+ years....I have NO doubt that it won't take TOO long for one of us to win :) so sad! ha!
Wal-Mart Bingo! Date idea (so bad. so funny!)
People of Walmart bingo...
Date night idea...people of Walmart bingo. Haha
So funny! Buy white mugs and paint funny things on them! (Pigs nose, Moustaches, etc...)
Pigs Nose, Funny Things, Moustache, Gifts Ideas, Buy White, Gag Gifts, Mugs, Christmas Gifts, Paintings Funny
Christmas gift idea :) buy white mugs and paint funny things on them! (pigs nose, moustaches, etc.)
Buy white mugs and paint funny things on the bottom! (Pigs nose, Moustaches, etc...) Cute gag gift idea
He found a box of "stickers."
Funny Families Photos, Kids Pics, Baby Boys, So Funny, Funny Baby, Funny Kids, Can'T Stop Laughing, Little Boys, Mom Stuff
Worlds largest collection of funny kid pics (101 photos)
naughty mischievous baby boys 25. omg been there
Funny Family Photo Moments: Lmao!!
He found a box of "stickers." Funny picture. Funny baby meme.
Hahahaha!! Ok, this is hilarious! The things little boys do!
He found a box of "stickers"! I can't stop laughing.. So wrong but so funny
Oh, man! My 2 boys are very curious about why Mom has "mom stuff" that they can't touch. Thankfully they have never been this curious! lol
hahahaha this is a serious burn
Left Over, Laughing, Sandwiches, Sloppy Second, Quotes, Giggles, Funny Stuff, True Stories, Leftover
haha now a days we say sloppy seconds.... dating quotes funny - Google Search
Haha only a bad sandwich would be left over. More Correlations.
Haha. True story.
Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too?
Sloppy seconds. Good luck with that. OMG this made me die laughing!!!
This makes me giggle a little since ya know, how we started out. I'm not even sure why this is a rule. Dating your best friends ex. I don't regret breaking this rule with you for one second, because our first kiss was my best first kiss ever. So consider me leftovers! :D
Bahahaha funny stuff
Laughing, Pet Peeves, Sotrue, Quote, English Teacher, Speaking English, Funny, So True, Bingo
Quotes - Funny
Haha, this makes me laugh. So true. One of my biggest pet peeves.
yes funny, but it needs proper punctuation. We speak English, not bingo.
Speak English, not Bingo. This made me laugh.
So true @Victoria Maciel...for the English teacher! haha
Sciencecat, Science Cat, Science Jokes, Nerd Jokes, Chemistry Humor, Nerdjokes, Chemistry Cat, Chemistry Jokes, Chemistrycat
Science cat! chemistry joke
Nerd jokes! Dude, yo mama just got owned with a science joke. TAKE THAT! UH! Yeah! ... science..... chemistry cat and stuff
Say what you want, I love the Chemistry Cat :) #nerdjokes
This is not exactly cool science, but it is a funny joke about science :) | See more about chemistry cat, chemistry jokes and chemistry humor.
so smooth. #chemistry #pickuplines #sciencecat
Finding a lot of good ones that make me think of you today, @Christina Childress Childress Childress Childress Childress Wittwer. I know you're not a chemistry person but I figured you'd still appreciate a science joke. :) #chemistrycat
Gift, Cafepress Com, T-Shirt, English Language, Tees Shirts, Poster, Hunger Games, T Shirts, The Rules
Dark T-Shirt : Review Your Custom Product - This is for an incredible lady that is fighting for her life right now. Please help her and her family by purchasing one of these great tee shirts. All the profits goes to help them pay for medical bills. Anything extra will go towards a cure for leukemia
CafePress has the best selection of custom t-shirts, personalized gifts, posters , art, mugs, and much more.
$24.50 Hunger Games t-shirt from CafePress
T Shirt Connoisseur Costume T-Shirt #halloween #tshirt #tshirtcostume
lol... oh the rules of the english language!
Funny...and I don't watch Paula but I don't like the foul language...just not what I think of then I think of classy older Southern ladies...
Food Network, Paula Dean, Butter, Dean O'Gorman, Mean Girls, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Pauladeen, Paula Deen
<33 Paula Dean. I miss having the food network :(
Mean Girls was an awesome movie and makes for even better memes. #10 is so funny! Butter is better! Humor
"Just put a stick of butter in it, y'all!" #PaulaDeen #MeanGirls #LindsayLohan
Mean Girls + Paula Deen. Love me some Paula Dean
Laughing, Every Girls, Girls Dreams, Quote, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Smile, True Stories
This makes me smile!
hahaha, SO TRUE: every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy...psshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.
HAHAHAH TRUTH! Busted out laughing.
US Stereotype Map