oh, Dorothy

Dorothy’s adventures…

Wizard of Oz Humor: This lady was all like "gimme yo shoes" and I was like "witch, please"

Coffee and wine are like my life coaches...

Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

i might wear this... no i would...

Step Aside Coffee | T-Shirt | Funny Coffee Shirts

haha need this! I'm Not Saying I'm Batman - Well That's Just Super - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

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Funny Friendship Ecard: We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much. So true for my Bestie Kim and I!

#sotrue

You’re not playing hard enough…

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

Yup!

I'm sure you don't like me. But I'm sure I don't care. I cared, now, I don't care, a person you have to try to impress is an unnecessary burden.

me, right.now.

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

welcome to my life...

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

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