I’d socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want. Pretty much sums up how I feel most of the time. I only spend my time on the worthy now.

This is the story of my life!! :)

Work is where I bitterly contemplate all of the productive things I could be doing at home. Home is where I watch tv and get on the. BAHAHA this is partly true

This made me LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

Never thought about it like this. Hahaha

lol so true! but in my opinion its not just "meeting a random human" you kind of feel a special bond with that person from the first time you meet them, and that bond grows stronger as the friendship progresses.


Every goddamn night…

Totally me and it doesn't matter if I change my sleep time and do it for weeks to months.I'll always be a night owl. I need a night owl job lol.


Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.

This is funny hahaha

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