You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth. so true!
Free, Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.
A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk
i hate math (mental abuse to humans)
Dr Suess explains pregnancy - Oh my. what a way to explain to kids about pregnancy? Or adults.
Tee shirt Superhero Poster for the classroom. I might change this and say "We Learn. That is our Superpower!" Thinking about using them for table numbers. T shirt
LMFAO god i hate math word problems
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply
Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.
Funny pictures about Moral of Breaking Bad. Oh, and cool pics about Moral of Breaking Bad. Also, Moral of Breaking Bad.
Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.
Funny Family Ecard: Of course I'm a good mother.
I never found this to be true with Kaylee, if she was quiet leave her alone she is having fun & entertaining herself. Molly, on the other hand, if she is quiet RUN, more than likely she is eating dog food or chewing on a shoe or dog toy.
You can’t control everything…curly hair problems.
I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.
The saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.' Hopefully tonight I can sleep like MY husband!
Youre making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.lol so true some days
"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.
As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!
This is SO true! -Funny Pictures, mom joke, bedtime joke, clean humor, orange is the new black-