OMG!!!!Too funny!

You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth. so true!

Yep!

Free, Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

No joke!

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Dr Suess explains pregnancy - I can't. This is too funny.

Dr Suess explains pregnancy - Oh my. what a way to explain to kids about pregnancy? Or adults.

Teaching

Tee shirt Superhero Poster for the classroom. I might change this and say "We Learn. That is our Superpower!" Thinking about using them for table numbers. T shirt

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating your dinner' was not the right answer.

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

"The moral of 'Breaking Bad': Pay teachers more money." from "Funny Pictures Of The Day"

Funny pictures about Moral of Breaking Bad. Oh, and cool pics about Moral of Breaking Bad. Also, Moral of Breaking Bad.


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Shopping with kids..

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

25 ways you know you’re a stay at home mum.

Life as a stay at home mum is anything but easy.

I never found this to be true with Kaylee, if she was quiet leave her alone she is having fun & entertaining herself. Molly, on the other hand, if she is quiet RUN, more than likely she is eating dog food or chewing on a shoe or dog toy.

YES! That is so accurate!!  Works with grandkids too!!

I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.

The saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'

The saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.' Hopefully tonight I can sleep like MY husband!

Made Me Laugh. | A Cup of Jo. hahah! I bet a lot of parents think this! hehe!

Made Me Laugh

Youre making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.lol so true some days

Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.

Laundry

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

That's a family trait. All the woman say "Thank you Jesus for these extra fries.

This is SO true! -Funny Pictures, mom joke, bedtime joke, clean humor, orange is the new black-

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