Be the showrunner for "CSI: Pulaski, VA." Use The Who's "Fiddle About" as the theme.
Sing a duet with Kellie Pickler. The song? Slayer's War Ensemble.
Discover Time Travel. Use it to go back in time and steal Don Mattingly's mustache.
I want to tell Dennis Farina that he's doing a great job.
Go skeet shooting with Hoda Kotb.
Build a unicorn from scratch and use it to take control of my neighborhood.
Join Mike & The Mechanics.
Race a turtle. Then shame it.
Have lunch with Kiefer Sutherland. Get advice on how to grow the perfect Lost Boys rat-tail.
Become a stuffed animal's best friend.