I told you not to look directly at the Ark, bro!
Hey man, can I borrow your copy of RATT's 8191?
Phoebe Cates, bro!
You play a didgeridoo?!?!?! BROOOOOO!
You play a steel drum?!?!?!?!
Ain't nothin' better on a Friday night, than two dinosaurs fightin'. I don't care what you say!
I reckon if I had this tree stand, I'd never leave the tree. I'd get divorced and just marry my tree. Start a new life. Things would be great. Oh! There's a deer!
Oh fuck. It's a bear. You try fighting it.
One man. Two facial cocoa puffs.
You may ask yourself, "who makes a better lawnmower than TORO?" No one, that's who! And check it out, even the ladies trust them.
Hell yes. A waterslide. It's dark. You're falling. And BAM.... you're in the pool. That's science, fellas.
Man, you just give me a computer generated John Deere and that's all I need.
Santorum Of The Sex Gods. "The Sex Gods" was the name of his Rasslin' Team.
What? I have a picture of Steve Perry on my Pinterest. Must be because I like solid rock and roll and great hair cuts! And moles.
If I only drink Muscle Milk, I'll be able to fight anything. Especially Bears.
What makes me a man? I'd say going to gun shows. Yep. That makes me a MAN.
Oh shit, man. You like the Gravitron? Well climb on in. Sit back. And let me crank this new song from Def Leppard!
I remember sneaking into Matt Gilmore's older brother's room to listen to this when I was a kid. It was like doing drugs for us. Offlimits.
Can't have a Pinterest place for Dudes and not have a pic of hatemonger, Ted Nugent!
I knew a man with this car, but he was a drunken pervert. But hey, muscle car, brah!!!
What?!?! It's the Old Man from Phantasm!