but so true

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

lol

Funny Workplace Ecard: I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for 'tolerating a psycho'--in which case I have exceeded expectations.

I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.story of my life lmao

Seriously

Best Liz Lemon line of ALL TIME.

That guy wanted to buy you a drink. But I already have a drink. Do you think he' d buy me mozzarella sticks? I'd buy a girl mozzarella sticks if she asked. moron is an anti main

Snowsuit

Animals that don’t suck (42 Photos)

The abominable snow doxie? :) My doxie looks the same way when he comes in from the snow.

i laughed way too hard at this.

Meanwhile, on Sesame Street…

For my Ice cream lovers-Scotty & mac & tiff! Sesame Street Joke: When Bert asked Ernie "Would you like some ice cream?" what did he say? Ernie said "Sure, Bert!

this is our house.

Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"

ha

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

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