"So I had no voice at work today, & since I work at the Disney Store.I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak,Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice!But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad,grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my“true love”so I can get my voice back and stay human,it was the most adorable,awkward situation I had ever been in." HAHA THIS KID.
"So, I ordered a fez online and it came in the mail yesterday. I was parading around the house in it, and my friend (not a fan of Doctor Who) walks in. She says, and I quote, "What on EARTH do you have on your head?!". And I was like, oh my god. She SAID IT! She ACTUALLY said it! I look really smug, and reply, "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." My life is complete. I am the happiest person ever." this person wins at life.