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Richmond Council saves us from space attacks (by 5-2 vote!) "I’m talking about space-based mind control weapons, people! Where have you been?"
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Richmond Council saves us from space attacks (by 5-2 vote!)
Another NorCal Darwin Award - CHP: Man drowns on birthday holding big rock in NorCal pond
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A Folsom man was killed and a second man was hurt in a snowmobile crash Friday night, according to the California Highway Patrol.
CHP officer accused of forwarding nude suspect photos Officer finds photos while booking 23-year-old woman UPDATED Oct 23, 2014 Read more: http://www.kcra.com/news/chp-officer-accused-of-forwarding-nude-suspect-photos/29296170#ixzz3H0vATh00
CHP: Man drowns on birthday holding big rock in NorCal pond
Darwin Award - Fair Oaks homicide suspect tried to ‘test out’ bulletproof vest, victim’s family says
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Elijah Lambert Charged After Teen Dies While Testing Bulletproof Vest - http://www.dreamindemon.com/2015/05/26/elijah-lambert-charged-teen-dies-testing-bulletproof-vest/
Fair Oaks homicide suspect tried to ‘test out’ bulletproof vest, victim’s family says
Sometimes Florida trumps California in "Stupid People Tricks" Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake
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nice Water Moccasin bites man: Florida man hospitalized after snake bites him in face
A Florida man was bit in the face by a water moccasin, which swelled his face up instantly. He was rushed to the hospital and his critical condition is now updated to good after the antivenin treatments were successful.
A Guy Was Rushed to the Hospital After He Tried to Give His Pet Snake a Kiss on the Mouth . . . and It Bit Him
Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake
NASHVILLE — A college student shot himself in the head while playing with a cat and is in critical condition Tuesday at a local hospital, police said. Craig Lambert, 19, was sitting at a picnic table at about
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College student playing with cat drops pistol, shoots self
A suspected California bank robber reached into his pocket while on the witness stand, pulled out a handful of his own feces and ate them.
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Odor in the court! Bank heist suspect eats own feces on stand
SCOTTSDALE Proud of her new breasts Flashes Kids -- Scottsdale police arrested a Yoga instructor after officers were told she performed oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a bar mitzvah.
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Scottsdale PD: Yoga instructor flashed, abused kids at bar mitzvah
Getting naked at Dunkin Donuts Police: West Palm woman arrested after getting naked on a dare
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A dare gone wrong and a music video that was the last straw are among the weirdest crime stories of the week: 1: Woman s Dunkin Donuts dare ends badly:A Palm Beach woman better hope she makes the dance team after an apparent dare from the unnamed group landed her in jail. Shakara Monik Martin was spotted Sunday sitting outside a Dunkin Donuts, and what she had done in order to pledge the troupe ended up getting her an indecent exposure charge. 2:
Shakara Monik Martin, 32, told police that she got naked outside of a Greenacres Dunkin Donuts Sunday as a dare.
Naked West Palm Beach woman arrested at Dunkin Donuts
A 17-year-old boy in Florida is thought to be the first person to undergo penis REDUCTION surgery. The teenager requested the operation after his penis (pictured on an X-ray) grew too large -- it was shaped like a football. He was unable to have sex or play sports & was embarrassed about how he looked in regular clothing. (February 2015)
Teenager undergoes world's first penis REDUCTION surgery Poor guy I know just how he feels
Teen Undergoes First Ever Penis Reduction-While many men are finding out ways to make their’s bigger and millions of dollars are spent on infomercials claiming ways to add inches, one teen has undergone the world’s first penis reduction according to a recent report by University of South Florida urologists-Teen Undergoes First Ever Penis Reduction-He wished to be sexually active and had several situations where intercourse with vaginal penetration was not Possible
Penis Reduction Surgery Performed On Teen With Phallus Measuring 10 Inches Around (GRAPHIC)
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Teenager undergoes world's first penis REDUCTION surgery
Why I drink beer and wine. A mid-level San Francisco water manager is under fire for urinating into a reservoir that’s a source of drinking water for 2.5 million Bay Area customers. City Hall sources tell us that Martin Sanchez, a $111,000-a-year maintenance planner for the Public Utilities Commission, will probably be s
S.F. water manager faces suspension for urinating in reservoir
Another must post - Bruce Jenner Is 'Transitioning into a Woman,' Source Confirms to PEOPLE
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I watched that Bruce Jenner interview and I'm proud of her. This is really going to help a lot of people.
Bruce Jenner finally came out as a Republican!
It's Official: Bruce Jenner is Transitioning to a Woman!
The Olympian and reality star has been undergoing a life-changing process to become female
Is nothing sacred?- Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack About 20,000 people gathered at the Wells Fargo Arena — home of the Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Flyers — to drink beer and watch scantily clad women serve competitors wings.
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Patrick Bertoletti, poses for the media after winning the Wing Bowl eating contest, Friday, Jan. 30,... - AP Photo/The Philadelphia Inquirer, Alejandro A. Alvarez
Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack
Go Beavers - Former OSU student investigated for filming adult video in library
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Landed in our local landfill - Rio Linda man lucky to be alive after being scooped, nearly crushed by garbage truck
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This could explain a lot - Does white wine really send women loopy - or is it simply excess? Many contend that white wine has special crazy-making properties.
If I run into a python, the bathroom is a good place, because I am going to crap my pants. — A 62-year-old woman says she discovered a python on her bathroom floor when she went to take an overnight potty break. Police came in and, LaMotte says, wound up using her "old lady grabber" — a long-handled device that helps people pick up items without bending over — to lift the snake into a bag.
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This handout picture taken on December 29, 2014 and released by the Parks and Wildlife Commission of the Northern Territory (NT) on December 30, 2014 shows a python swallowing a wallaby (legs showing at C) at Nitmiluk National Park in Australia's Northern Territory. An Australian ranger Paul O'Neill captured the moment the python swallowed the wallaby at a national park in a giant feast that could keep it full up for three months. O'Neill said the medium-build python, a constrictor, was ...
A Python Swallowed An Entire Wallaby In Australia
Olive python makes a meal of agile wallaby in Nitmiluk National Park near Katherine in the Northern Territory. (Image Supplied: Paul O'Neill/NT Parks and Wildlife)
Bit different from the other Australian issues here... Snake eats wallaby Northern Territory - wonders of nature - #ProtectTheEnvironment
62-year-old woman finds python during nighttime potty visit
One pissed off woman - A scissors-wielding woman who had discovered her husband was cheating on her cut his penis off twice -- once while was sleeping and then again at the hospital where doctors had sewn the organ back on.
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Angry wife chops off cheating husband's penis — twice
Woman smuggles gun into jail in her vagina - Hope she had the sense to leave the safety on.
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Woman smuggles gun into jail in her vagina.
Woman smuggles gun into jail in her vagina
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - Crews rescue naked woman trapped in ex-lover’s SoCal chimney
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A California woman stripped naked and tried to slide down her ex-boyfriend's chimney — but wound up getting stuck for two hours before firefighters rescued her.
Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney - Yahoo News India
Crews rescue naked woman trapped in ex-lover's SoCal chimney
Only in Walmart - Report: 2-year-old accidentally shoots woman in Walmart
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Online outrage over Ohio rape case prompts city website | News - Home
Encourging result with short resources | PakistanTribe
Justice Department Uncovers Absurd Levels Of Police Brutality In The Cleveland Police Force
Report: 2-year-old accidentally shoots woman in Walmart
Police: Bensalem resident shoots masturbating burglary suspect; dog missing
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Hearse with casket stolen during funeral- Bad Timing