Memphis, Tennessee -  Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been "living in the lap of luxury" above a Tennessee Walmart store. The 'homeless' man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to pol

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A woman who belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is allowed to wear a pasta strainer on her head in her driver's license photo due to religious beliefs, the AP reports.

Pastafarian can wear strainer on head in license photo

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An Ohio man with a major case of the munchies called 911 to report that he was "too high on weed" and "could not feel his hands."

'Too high' man calls 911, is found lying in pile of Doritos

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An Oregon woman who bludgeoned her online boyfriend with a metal bat on their first meeting is sentenced to more than five years in prison.

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A man who suffered a gunshot wound to his penis when a pistol he stuffed in his pants went off told police that he was shot by a "black guy (who) tried to rob him."

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FILE - In this April 23, 2013, file photo, a JetBlue plane takes off in view of the air traffic control tower at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, in Seattle. JetBlue, which has proudly proclaimed itself a holdout on fees for years, on Tuesday, June 30, 2015, said it will now charge up to $25 for checked luggage, although many passengers will pay less by planning ahead. Photo: Elaine Thompson, AP / AP

Police: Man urinated on passengers aboard JetBlue flight

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Sheriff: Man went to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse

Sheriff: Man went to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse

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Sheriff: Man went to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse

Sheriff: Man went to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse

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Bristol Palin says new pregnancy was 'planned' but she's still annoyed about criticism.

Bristol says new unwed pregnancy was 'planned'

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Richmond Council saves us from space attacks (by 5-2 vote!) "I’m talking about space-based mind control weapons, people! Where have you been?"

Richmond Council saves us from space attacks (by 5-2 vote!)

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Another NorCal Darwin Award - CHP: Man drowns on birthday holding big rock in NorCal pond

CHP: Man drowns on birthday holding big rock in NorCal pond

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Darwin Award - Fair Oaks homicide suspect tried to ‘test out’ bulletproof vest, victim’s family says

Fair Oaks homicide suspect tried to ‘test out’ bulletproof vest, victim’s family says

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Sometimes Florida trumps California in "Stupid People Tricks" Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake

Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake

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NASHVILLE — A college student shot himself in the head while playing with a cat and is in critical condition Tuesday at a local hospital, police said. Craig Lambert, 19, was sitting at a picnic table at about

College student playing with cat drops pistol, shoots self

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A suspected California bank robber reached into his pocket while on the witness stand, pulled out a handful of his own feces and ate them.

Odor in the court! Bank heist suspect eats own feces on stand

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SCOTTSDALE Proud of her new breasts Flashes Kids -- Scottsdale police arrested a Yoga instructor after officers were told she performed oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a bar mitzvah.

Scottsdale PD: Yoga instructor flashed, abused kids at bar mitzvah

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Getting naked at Dunkin Donuts Police: West Palm woman arrested after getting naked on a dare

Naked West Palm Beach woman arrested at Dunkin Donuts

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Teenager undergoes world's first penis REDUCTION surgery

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Why I drink beer and wine. A mid-level San Francisco water manager is under fire for urinating into a reservoir that’s a source of drinking water for 2.5 million Bay Area customers. City Hall sources tell us that Martin Sanchez, a $111,000-a-year maintenance planner for the Public Utilities Commission, will probably be s

S.F. water manager faces suspension for urinating in reservoir

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Another must post - Bruce Jenner Is 'Transitioning into a Woman,' Source Confirms to PEOPLE

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Is nothing sacred?- Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack About 20,000 people gathered at the Wells Fargo Arena — home of the Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Flyers — to drink beer and watch scantily clad women serve competitors wings.

Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack

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Go Beavers - Former OSU student investigated for filming adult video in library

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Landed in our local landfill - Rio Linda man lucky to be alive after being scooped, nearly crushed by garbage truck

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This could explain a lot - Does white wine really send women loopy - or is it simply excess? Many contend that white wine has special crazy-making properties.

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