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You Can't Make This Stuff Up


You Can't Make This Stuff Up

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Why I drink beer and wine. A mid-level San Francisco water manager is under fire for urinating into a reservoir that’s a source of drinking water for 2.5 million Bay Area customers. City Hall sources tell us that Martin Sanchez, a $111,000-a-year maintenance planner for the Public Utilities Commission, will probably be s

S.F. water manager faces suspension for urinating in reservoir

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Another must post - Bruce Jenner Is 'Transitioning into a Woman,' Source Confirms to PEOPLE

Is nothing sacred?- Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack About 20,000 people gathered at the Wells Fargo Arena — home of the Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Flyers — to drink beer and watch scantily clad women serve competitors wings.

Pro wrestler cheats at Wing Bowl, hides food in fanny pack

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Go Beavers - Former OSU student investigated for filming adult video in library

Landed in our local landfill - Rio Linda man lucky to be alive after being scooped, nearly crushed by garbage truck

This could explain a lot - Does white wine really send women loopy - or is it simply excess? Many contend that white wine has special crazy-making properties.

If I run into a python, the bathroom is a good place, because I am going to crap my pants. — A 62-year-old woman says she discovered a python on her bathroom floor when she went to take an overnight potty break. Police came in and, LaMotte says, wound up using her "old lady grabber" — a long-handled device that helps people pick up items without bending over — to lift the snake into a bag.

62-year-old woman finds python during nighttime potty visit

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One pissed off woman - A scissors-wielding woman who had discovered her husband was cheating on her cut his penis off twice -- once while was sleeping and then again at the hospital where doctors had sewn the organ back on.

Angry wife chops off cheating husband's penis — twice

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Woman smuggles gun into jail in her vagina - Hope she had the sense to leave the safety on.

Woman smuggles gun into jail in her vagina

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - Crews rescue naked woman trapped in ex-lover’s SoCal chimney

Crews rescue naked woman trapped in ex-lover's SoCal chimney

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Only in Walmart - Report: 2-year-old accidentally shoots woman in Walmart

Report: 2-year-old accidentally shoots woman in Walmart

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Police: Bensalem resident shoots masturbating burglary suspect; dog missing

Hearse with casket stolen during funeral- Bad Timing

Hearse with casket stolen during funeral

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GIRL FIGHT! Florida woman arrested after fight with twin sister over vibrator, boyfriend MANATEE -- A Bradenton woman was arrested Sunday afternoon after getting into a fight with her twin sister about a vibrator and her boyfriend, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office. www.orlandosentin...

There are some sick people in this world Official: Necrophilia motivated stepdad in killing step daughter

OUCH!! Dutch rocker Otto Schimmelpenninck is recovering after rupturing a testicle during a recent show in Birmingham, England. The Delain bassist was hit in the scrotum by a silver streamer shot from an onstage cannon last week, and has taken to Facebook.com to detail his injury. He writes,

Children! Man bit mother on nose, lips, Newport News police say

Man bit mother on nose, lips, Newport News police say

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This is why I started this board A male Fresno State University student was reportedly caught having sex with a sheep, and was promptly arrested. While bestiality – that is, having sex with

Talk about disappointed after you meet a female that turned in the test drive Offering women the ability to test-drive breast implants first led plastic surgeon Norman Rowe to invent the InstaBreast—a

I hate that when it happens to me A first date turned sour after a woman grabbed a man's wallet and ran out of his vehicle. Police later arrested the woman, accusing her of possessing drugs.

Man drops cigarette, runs over his own head

Man drops cigarette, runs over his own head

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One must have a hobby - Cops find 500 women’s undergarments in suspect’s home

Cops find 500 women’s undergarments in suspect’s home

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Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store His quote after being arrested “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”

500-pound body causes fire at crematorium

500-pound body causes fire at crematorium

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