It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

I'm no wadjet part 15 (you gaiz are too awesome!)

What's the matter, sweetie? Is a book character having difficulties? - says Marge to Lisa, The Simpsons BEST MOM EVER!

This is something that needs to be done!!!! I WOULD OWN THIS JOB

Book slappers…

that's what a PREGNANT GIRL wants to hear. What a girl wants to hear is, "I bought you chocolate.