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RhymeTime.ca is my new ebook. logline - A butcher, baker, and candlestick maker attempt to remove 'Fat' Tony Palmenterri, the don of the mafia, from power in Little Italy during The Great Depression.
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Welcome Back Kotter
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Anthony Hopkins
Nicolas Cage
The Don
Fat Removal
Little Italy
They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Inspired by Woody Allen’s Oscar presentation, I wrote RhymeTime.ca way back in 2002…10 years later, it’s a self-published ebook…woo hoo!
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca’s leading men are set on their plan and will not wean. They’re almost as tough as The Hunger Games’ Katniss Everdeen.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca’s leading men are set on their plan and will not wean. They’re almost as tough as The Hunger Games’ Katniss Everdeen.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Rhyme Time’s baker Morris was his day’s George Clooney. If he were still around today, he’d be as old as Mickey Rooney.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Although its dialogue rhymes, RhymeTime.ca is not a musical and there is no organ. It is quite silly though, just like Tracy Morgan.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca has three protagonists instead of just one. The ebook is rated 'G' so its audience can include a nun.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Rhyme Time’s heroes plot a caper versus the mob…can they thrive? Later they plan to travel and do nothing…like Mark Zuckerberg when Facebook stock took a dive
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca’s Tony Palmenterri is constantly eating whether it’s pasta or a sandwich. He’s a disgusting glutton, just like Newt Gingrich.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
At $1.99, there’s no need for RhymeTime.ca to be on Groupon. Besides, as Triumph would say, that company is for me to poop on.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca is completely original like the great George Carlin. It doesn’t steal creative ideas like Family Guy’s Seth McFarlane.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Will authoring RhymeTime.ca qualify me as a poet laureate? Probably not, but perhaps it can elevate me to bourgeois from proletariat.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Will Roger Ebert give RhymeTime.ca a thumbs up? Who knows, but at least it’s suitable for families as opposed to 2 girls and 1 cup.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
RhymeTime.ca is an ebook with a butcher, baker, and candlestick maker…it’s suitable for anyone whether you’re Christian, muslim, or quaker
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
Are you tired of reading the same old books to your kids day in & day out…give RhymeTime.ca a try and I guarantee your child won’t pout.
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They Meet: a humorous blog for the graphic novel and ebook
When was the last time you read an amusing book that rhymes…it’s cheap too, it’ll only cost you 20 dimes. www.RhymeTime.ca