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RhymeTime.ca
RhymeTime.ca is my new ebook. logline - A butcher, baker, and candlestick maker attempt to remove 'Fat' Tony Palmenterri, the don of the mafia, from power in…
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Inspired by Woody Allen’s Oscar presentation, I wrote RhymeTime.ca way back in 2002…10 years later, it’s a self-published ebook…woo hoo!
RhymeTime.ca’s leading men are set on their plan and will not wean. They’re almost as tough as The Hunger Games’ Katniss Everdeen.
RhymeTime.ca’s leading men are set on their plan and will not wean. They’re almost as tough as The Hunger Games’ Katniss Everdeen.
Rhyme Time’s baker Morris was his day’s George Clooney. If he were still around today, he’d be as old as Mickey Rooney.
Although its dialogue rhymes, RhymeTime.ca is not a musical and there is no organ. It is quite silly though, just like Tracy Morgan.
RhymeTime.ca has three protagonists instead of just one. The ebook is rated 'G' so its audience can include a nun.
Rhyme Time’s heroes plot a caper versus the mob…can they thrive? Later they plan to travel and do nothing…like Mark Zuckerberg when Facebook stock took a dive
RhymeTime.ca’s Tony Palmenterri is constantly eating whether it’s pasta or a sandwich. He’s a disgusting glutton, just like Newt Gingrich.
At $1.99, there’s no need for RhymeTime.ca to be on Groupon. Besides, as Triumph would say, that company is for me to poop on.
RhymeTime.ca is completely original like the great George Carlin. It doesn’t steal creative ideas like Family Guy’s Seth McFarlane.
Will authoring RhymeTime.ca qualify me as a poet laureate? Probably not, but perhaps it can elevate me to bourgeois from proletariat.
Will Roger Ebert give RhymeTime.ca a thumbs up? Who knows, but at least it’s suitable for families as opposed to 2 girls and 1 cup.
RhymeTime.ca is an ebook with a butcher, baker, and candlestick maker…it’s suitable for anyone whether you’re Christian, muslim, or quaker
Are you tired of reading the same old books to your kids day in & day out…give RhymeTime.ca a try and I guarantee your child won’t pout.
When was the last time you read an amusing book that rhymes…it’s cheap too, it’ll only cost you 20 dimes. www.RhymeTime.ca
RhymeTime.ca is about 3 vendors vs the mob in a caper. It’s a devious plan that otherwise could only be pulled off by Mad Men’s Don Draper.
Marketing a book in which all dialogue rhymes is a little meshugana. At least I’m not a complete sell-out by offering costly paraphernalia.
RhymeTime.ca takes place in 1932 in NY’s Little Italy… the rhyming dialogue for this e-book is quite the anomaly.
If your sad, had a bad day and need something to make you smile…spend a measly $1.99 on RhymeTime.ca and you’ll see it’s worthwhile.
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck…I forget the rest but buy my ebook so that I get another copy sold.
Check out RhymeTime.ca for an ebook that is quite entertaining. At just $1.99, think of how much you’ll be saving.
RhymeTime.ca has tons of pictures so it can be read by Sarah Palin. Why hasn’t that lady faded from the news yet like Kato Kaelin?
Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader, The Joker, and now RhymeTime.ca's Tony Palmenterri…all great antagonists who are quite scary.
I finally launched my ebook RhymeTime.ca…Mazel Tov! It’ll make anyone laugh, even the grumpy Karl Rove.
RhymeTime.ca takes place in NY, not a fictional town like Park & Rec’s Pawnee. This helps make it more genuine, unlike Mitt Romney.
