....knees to chest!!!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

I cant stop laughing!!!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Hahaha! Hilarious!

What's red & bad for your teeth? A brick. Now, shut the fuck up.

Must be true!

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Laughd so hard I cried!!! GREAT idea tho....free pint of Ben n Jerrys or Hagendaz would rock!! :)

They should put prizes in your tampon box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice cream, you cranky bitch. Funny period menstruation time of the month humor