Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"
Or just cleaning while Cody is in the house but I love him nonetheless. At least I have someone to love and clean up after.
It really feels like you have your life together when your house and your car…
Story of my life
Thursday Random Funny Pictures
If you want to go running with me...
Guilty! Didn't @? Vanessa ? just say something about the second part on Facebook?
I don't run and if you ever see me running you should too because something is probably chasing me.
Don't ever, ever say it. Or anything resembling it. Let that tire fire burn.