I'm an expert wine-rescuer

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

well. Not precisely true.

Free, Birthday Ecard: I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.

Too true

The only honest people inthe world are small children and drunk people

Meditation isn't my thing…besides, wine works faster.

this just makes me laugh

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

Make sure to apply it daily!

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar. you know know me know im crazy about my sunscreen!

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

"Why Limit Happy to an Hour" cute for a canvas quote in the bar/foodie areas

red, red, red.

Do you know all of the different types of wine? This infographic organizes almost 200 types of wine by taste and style. Take advantage of this chart as a great way to discover new types of wine.