I'll never forget a bridal shower thrown by some real cat-lovers. When we were done with the games and went to cut the cake, we discovered the cat on the table, licking off the icing. And they still served the cake!
"When you hear a cat purr, it may sound like the cat is happy. That's impossible since the only emotion a cat feels is contempt. Purring is the sound of the cat's heartbeat. It speeds up when you pet it, because it senses you're close enough to be attacked." LOLOLOLOL