You're about as pleasant as . an itchy butthole. OHMYGOSH I am laughing so hard right now

Omg! Yes.

Pretty sure he meant BACON. Most things can be improved by adding BACON. Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.


Going to Hell in gasoline underwear! That's so funny! Not so much the ugly baby thing.no baby is ugly lol

hahah love my best friends for this!

Free, Friendship Ecard: You understand my sarcasm in a text.this is exactly why we're friends

Not Enough Makeup To Cover Up Crazy

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL


Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it.I'm sorry I posted this for the shocked crack up laughing episode I had after reading.


I am on a diet. it might be more accurate to say I miss you more than I miss junk food if I went on a diet and I was on my period. Cuz it's pretty bad.



This is so true. I truly am doing this. So future husband you better cry when i walk down the aisle.

I couldn't stop laughing . . .

Funny Reminders Ecard: I swear some men were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.