I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

Sorry.

Girl code never post a pic where your lady friend looks like ish (common girls, we ALL know when someone looks bad in a pic. Lex, you're guilty ;

Sorry.

Girl code never post a pic where your lady friend looks like ish (common girls, we ALL know when someone looks bad in a pic. Lex, you're guilty ;

No Way!!!

Do these things drive YOU crazy? Or do you not know what's wrong in these pictures? Or care? 18 Things To Drive Your OCD Crazy

I couldn't help but notice...

I couldn't help but notice...

I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends. This makes me smile! My boyfriend is so lucky!

all the time.

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

Strapless bridesmaid dress are a NO for this reason!!

Bridesmaid Dresses Fail: Another good reason to not have your bridesmaids wear strapless dresses. It looks like the women are sitting naked in the church pews.


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