Marketing Villains

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These are the archenemies of indie biz marketers everywhere. Stay alert!

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Fear. Fearless. Fearfully ready to take action?

Blog post at Story Bistro : Fears run rampant here lately. I've noticed lots of comments during coaching sessions like, 'I can't do that. I'll look stupid.' or 'Are y[..]

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Lizard Brain Much? How to Blog When Everything You Write Sucks, Nobody Reads or Comments, and You Feel Like a Failure

Blog post at Story Bistro : This might surprise you, but not everyone enjoys the process of blogging. Even those who write for a living! I've had clients whose main [..]

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Lizard Brain Much? How to Blog When Everything You Write Sucks, Nobody Reads or Comments, and You Feel Like a Failure

Blog post at Story Bistro : This might surprise you, but not everyone enjoys the process of blogging. Even those who write for a living! I've had clients whose main [..]

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 She loves to sneak in overused words, phrases and cliches of all kinds. Her specialty is coming between you and your next original idea. Love Her, Disney Characters, Fictional Characters, Indie, Snow White, Meet, Marketing, The Originals, Disney Princess

Meet Lady Trite. She loves to sneak in overused words, phrases and cliches of all kinds. Her specialty is coming between you and your next original idea.

This is Ambigu-man. His evil power is getting you to follow every Bright Shiny Object that crosses your path until your energy is so unfocused that your message falls into the category of  Vague & Ambiguous. Watch out! Crosses, Bright, Marketing, Watch, Clock, Wrist Watches

This is Ambigu-man. His evil power is getting you to follow every Bright Shiny Object that crosses your path until your energy is so unfocused that your message falls into the category of Vague & Ambiguous. Watch out!

This is Freezer Burn. He sucks out all the joy and leaves you nothing but a dehydrated, crusted-over shell. He loves it when you get stuck doing things you don't enjoy. Freezer Burn, Indie, Shell, Leaves, Joy, Marketing, Fictional Characters, Being Happy, Conch

This is Freezer Burn. He sucks out all the joy and leaves you nothing but a dehydrated, crusted-over shell. He loves it when you get stuck doing things you don't enjoy.

This is Copy Cat. He sits on your head and makes you copy everybody else's stuff. Indie, Batman, Make It Yourself, Marketing, Superhero, Cats, Fictional Characters, Gatos, Superheroes

This is Copy Cat. He sits on your head and makes you copy everybody else's stuff.

The Popular Girls got their start in junior high. They want you to do things their way and fit in. They love it when you try to look and sound just like them. You'll turn out to be just another plastic version of them. Popular Girl, Indie, That Look, Princess Zelda, Plastic, Marketing, Fitness, Girls, Toddler Girls

The Popular Girls got their start in junior high. They want you to do things their way and fit in. They love it when you try to look and sound just like them. Don't do it! You'll turn out to be just another plastic version of them.

 She creeps into your content and copy when you're not paying attention and wipes away all the interesting bits, leaving you with nothing but BLAH. Wipe Away, Meet, Content, Marketing, Face, Faces, Facial

Meet Stale face. She creeps into your content and copy when you're not paying attention and wipes away all the interesting bits, leaving you with nothing but BLAH.

This is Rancid Rogue - She waits and waits and waits some more -- until your ideas have passed up their expiration dates and turned into rot and decay. Halloween Photos, Halloween Makeup, Halloween 2014, Zombie Movies, Horror Movies, Cat Eye Contacts, Demon Makeup, Movie Makeup, Zombie Walk

This is Rancid Rogue - She waits and waits and waits some more -- until your ideas have passed up their expiration dates and turned into rot and decay.

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Meet the Critic - He's that voice in your head that's constantly picking apart everything you create.

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