This is Ambigu-man. His evil power is getting you to follow every Bright Shiny Object that crosses your path until your energy is so unfocused that your message falls into the category of Vague & Ambiguous. Watch out!
The Popular Girls got their start in junior high. They want you to do things their way and fit in. They love it when you try to look and sound just like them. Don't do it! You'll turn out to be just another plastic version of them.