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LOL That would be me
The Doors, Quotes, I M, Ninja, Funny Stuff, So True, Already, Totally Me
Funny. sayings quotes. I crawl around on the floor like a ninja, praying my kids dont scream"what are you doing"!
So True!!! Is anyone else in the 1% for this? I do not answer the door to unexpected knocks. EVER! But before I don't answer, I turn into the ninja.
Totally me! I never answer the door unless I am expecting you. But not cuz of murderers; door to door sales, nonprofit, politician, and religious are who get the ninja.
whenever there's a knock on the door and i'm home alone, i always do the ninja thing... ALWAYS. even if i'm not home alone i'll still do it.
THIS is hilarious! I am so a ninja :) But mostly because I'm not opening the door in my pj's and messy hair for just anyone....
haha I do not answer the door to unexpected knocks. But before I don't answer, I turn into the ninja.
I admit iam that 1% but, I do that 1% like the super awesome ninja that iam on the inside
I m a ninja
A Day in the Life of a Classroom Teacher
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Giggle, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things, Smile
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How many times have I said this exact same thing? I mean really......
Shark’s aren’t so bad…. | King of Humor - Funny Pictures
This is so funny. I am laughing out loud at the moment.
Sharks aren't so bad #Funny, #Quotes, #Shark, #Stranger
Very funny... I should not be laughing this much..
makes me giggle every time I read it
funny quotes about sharks
Silence is the best response to crazy people.
Real Life, Keeping My Mouth Shut Quotes, Funny But True, Big Accomplishment, Crazy People, Keeping Mouth Shut Quotes, Beginners Sewing, Keep Mouth Shut Quotes Funny
BIG accomplishment when it comes to me!!!
A real life struggle.
Real life @soidi
Funny but true
Freeze 'em for later!
Giggle, Science Jokes, Stem Cells, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Stems
A very funny stem cell cartoon from Bizarro- me and London as snowpeople
stem cells | snowman | science humor | nerd humor | snowmen stem cells
A very funny stem cell cartoon from Bizarro. Biology jokes.
Snowman stem cells #humor #science #stemcells
Science humor. I laughed way toward at this!
Science jokes are funny
Snort. Giggle. Laugh.
9GAG funny stuff
Bizarro Blog! | By Dan Piraro | Page 22
Write it down
Forgetfulness Humor, Giggle, Funny, Writing Stuff, Start Writing, So True, Ecards
I've learned two important lessons in life. I can't recall the first one, but the second one is that I need to start writing things down.
Omg!! This is soooo my gordo... he needs to start writing stuff down... lol!
I probably laughed more than I should have at this one!!! Too funny!
"...I need to start writing stuff down."
Funny but oh so true!!!
Happy Hour Humor 67
Cartoons Recent Years Prints at the Condé Nast Collection
My social skills hide my real feelings, which are often just wishing I could get the hell out of dodge. I sometimes have to refrain from raising my arm and shouting "Taxi" when I'm talking to people who are boring.
Stuff, Social Skills, Hiding From People Skills, Infj, Random, Funny Quotes, So True
What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding from people skills
This my favorite thing.
Lacking social skills
Ohhhh so true!!!!
Best Lol pics of the hour (05:12:53 AM, Wednesday 18, March 2015 PDT) – 10 pics
Guns, God, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, 2Nd Amendment, Funny, So True
True, ... That is, If you don't have a gun. #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
This poster is silly and wrong. 1. We don't dislike guns, we dislike the fact it's too easy for bad guys to get the guns and then use the guns in mass shooting sprees and then have heartless assholes throw the 2nd amendment in our faces. 2. Most of us who want tighter laws already have our own guns. 3. Those of us who don't believe in god, don't pray. We hope. There's a difference.
True. Guess it's a good thing I like guns, believe in God oh that's right...I'm a police dispatcher :)
True. Guess it's a good thing I like guns, believe in God & oh that's right...I'm a dispatcher so I'll be sending those deputies with guns.
Gun Rights Quotes | True. Guess it's a good thing I like guns, believe in God
God and the Second Amendment😊 that's the stuff !
Guns and God quote... so true
Truth ::: Guns and God
Best Lol pics of the hour (05:12:53 AM, Wednesday 18, March 2015 PDT) - 10 pics - Lol Mania Club
Hahaha! so true
Giggle, Truth, Funny Introvert Quotes, Feeling, Funny Stuff, So True, Yesss, Cancel Plans Funny
Haha, This is SO true!--follow me (Hannah Hunter Seagraves) for more interesting pins, I follow back #follow #followme #followback #funny #humor #truth #giggles #grins
so true | I admit, I get this feeling a LOT. Social anxiety, man lol Too anxious to say no, too anxious to go.
Why is this so true! LOL sometimes your just not feeling it!
Haha, This is SO true! But I feel guilty....
Haha, This is SO true! BEST FEELING EVER!
Hahaha! So true! Such a good feeling! :)
Haha, This is SO true! you feel me?
YESSS!!! The BEST feeling!!!
Happiness comes in different ways…
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Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.
but i will be fit, fat, or drunk in my nice mansion with a gym, bar, AND kitchen to please all three needs!
Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk...and REALLY crafty too.
Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk. @arivey1
LOL (Honestly...I don't drink much in the way of alcohol...just think they look yummy...something to maybe try)
Very fit, very fat, very drunk, or very broke from buying all those clothes, hair products and nail polish I like. Lmao
My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk. | Confession Ecard
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them not to bleed.
Calm Down Quotes Funny, Petpeeve, Country Girls, My Husband, My Life, Brother, Pet Peeve, True Stories, Haha So True
ha ha...this is for my husband! He loves to aggrivate me for fun!
OMG...huge pet peeve of mine as my husband could tell you!
Hahaha maybe my husband should read this
Oh my gosh yes! #petpeeve
That country girl temper
My life story.
haha so true
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's | Postris
Read them all
Slow Down, Giggle, Funny Signs, Front Yard, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor
Pinterest Humor - Funny Pictures (Click link to view all new photos) Source: http://pinteresthumor.com
Via Oklahoma. | Funny Signs. I could use this on my road sometimes! == LOVE IT, TULSA, OKLA. ==
99 Funny Signs. My dad would love this for the front yard when the grand kids are out playing!
lmao.. I say you sons a bitches all the time. Things learned from grandma... Hahaa!!!
Via Oklahoma. | Funny Signs. I could use this on my road sometimes!
Via Oklahoma. | 99 Funny Signs. Slow Down You Sons of A Bitches!
SLOW DOWN YOU SONS A BITCHES!!! Via Oklahoma. | 99 Funny Signs
Via Oklahoma. | Funny Signs I needed this this past summer!
ok, I laughed way too hard at this
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Sayings, Life, Quotes, Truth, Happy, True, Funny Stuff, Things
Sometimes people can hold up ur #true #happiness instead of holding u down...& then u move on! #Happy as can be over here...thanx! #truth #love #relationships #goodlife
Wow! I really need to edit the comments before I post things!! Ahhhh lol
a if you’re happy and you know it funny quotes. Omg I love this quote!
a if you’re happy and you know it funny quotes ha ha ha ha ha yup...
Bahahahahaha! Words can't even say how funny this is to me!
funny quotes if you're happy and you know it thank your ex
If your happy and you know it thank your ex!!! :)
a if you’re happy and you know it funny quotes
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 86 Pics
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When I fill out job applications, I always write "911" for my emergency contact.
Haha never thought of doing that!
giggled a little too long...
Sad but true! Haha
Made me laugh :)
911 is my person
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 86 Pics
I feel like I shouldn't find this funny, but I do. Pretty sure my guardian angel has a sense of humor so it's cool :)
Giggle, Quotes, Angel Drinks, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things, Guardian Angels
I think my guardian angel drinks funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor
mY dAILY LaUgH: That explains a lot - lol My Guardian Angel HAS a Sense of Humor!
I think my guardian angel drinks. Either that or she has a sick sense of humor!
"I think my guardian angel drinks." LOL. Yep. #Life #Sass #Humor #Funny
I think my guardian angel drinks. | ZsaZsa Bellagio | Like No Other
If my guardian angel drinks it explains a lot of things.
I think my guardian angel drinks. I actually do.
This made me giggle!
Knives on a date
Giggle, Tree, Quotes, Thought, Funny Stuff, Humor, Knife
Makes me laugh. How many of us walk up the wooded path to the name tree at the top of the rd. With a big pocket knief. Never thought it looked a little sketchy. For my family
Hahahaha, I use to wonder this exact thing, til I met my boyfriend who takes his pocket knife EVERYWHERE! Hahaha my hubby and I have our names on a tree at Palmer Park.
quote - quotes - funny - when i see lovers names carved into a tree, i dont think its cute, i just think its strange how many people take knives on a date
This makes me laugh cuz my husband ALWAYS has a knife on him! And at least 2 trees have our names on them haha
Why is it that dark humor makes me giggle so much? Maybe there's therapy for this...
this is laugh out loud funny! (or maybe it's just my sick sense of humor)
funny quotes dating... This makes me laugh
Names carved on a tree - FunSubstance.com
I thought I was the only one! I've done this so many times!!
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Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings. | Confession Ecard
Nope. In Mur-Land, we take off our earrings and confront the homies who be looking shady! (Ok, I do feel badly when they hear the door lock but, I NEVER make eye contact!)
I always did this when I was in high school and my car didn't have electric locks so I'd act like I was scratching my arm and sneak the door lock. LOL
No lie, this is the main reason I was so thankful for automatic door locks when we bought the Tahoe
My doors lock when I shift the car into drive but I double click lock in this situation😆.
I do this but don't worry how they feel. I just wonder if they heard the car doors lock.
Lol yes, that's me--or even rolling down window to offer explanation why door locked!
Yes!! Although my doors lock automatically lol.
...•ᘛ Thistle ★ Sisters ᘚ•... Door locks.
A better world for chickens
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Love this - " I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned" / quote / funny
Take a look at this Black 'Better World' Box Sign by Primitives by Kathy on #zulily today! ---- This makes me laugh!
Another great find on #zulily! Black 'Better World' Box Sign by Primitives by Kathy #zulilyfinds
This Black 'Better World' Box Sign by Primitives by Kathy is perfect! #zulilyfinds
Another great find on #zulily! Black 'Better World' Box Sign #zulilyfinds
Loving this Black 'Better World' Box Sign on #zulily! #zulilyfinds
Take a look at this Black 'Better World' Box Sign on zulily today!
Lol! I never did 'get' the chicken joke anyway...
This will be me
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This reminds me of my grandmother when she was giving the eye to one of our male servers...haha. Go Grandma! ;)
You go grandma. Laughing at this threw me into a coughing fit so bad that my parents thought I was having a seizure. cx
OMG awesome grandma is awesome and so happens to be awesomer than Prussia and on that note I somehow changed my crush to PRUSSIA of all countries. PRUSSIA! I am shocked and confused with my life choices
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 102 Pics. You go grandma!
Awww, she's so cute and funny. (One awesome grandma)
This is the most epic grandma
This is an awesome grandma!
My new old age goal.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes & leave the house. So true with chronic illness.
Good Ideas, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Plans Sounds
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house. #quote #funny
funny quote plans sound like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
Having plans sounds like a good idea until.... TRUTH!!!!!!
;)....laughed out loud when I read this!!!!
So true. My life on a sunday.
Funny Sayings, Funny Junk, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Kid Stuff, Mom Stuff, Random Funnies Quotes
Parenting... I remember my parents doing this!
Oh god. I didn't realize I did this until now
Can't count the # of times I did this...
Or something they've dropped.
Parenting... lmao did that!
Mom so did this...Bahahaha
This actually made me lol
That was today... Again
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 77 Pics
Cake, Animals, Dogs, Boxer, Funny Stuff, Humor, Kid
Boxer and baby, I love these kinds of pictures lol More amazing and funny stuff at http://funiest-stuff.com/funny-dog-pictures/
I love how the kids just like "oh hi mom, we had cake" but you can tell the dogs like "oh crap, we got caught"!
Nooo fuck that. That kid and that dog are guilty as fuck. They either ate all the cake or snorted all the coke.... Either way-FUCKING GUILTY.
That is so cute. That face of the kid (with the cake on her face(that just cracks me up) is so cute. And that face of the dog is so cute to. It would also be funny if it showed them smashing it in there face.
Not sure if this should be filed under kids or animals??? Cake?....What Cake ?
Three of my favorite things in one picture--Kids, Dogs, and Cake! Cuteness!
Cake? What Cake? ;-) / George Takei / funny pics / dog humor / funny kids
what cake? we didn't see no cake!...this makes me laugh every time
what cake? we didn't see no cake! #Boxers #kids
What came first...