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Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Life with/out a Cat. So true, but I love how my life is w/ my kitty (:

The noises, I can see them...

The noises, I can see them…

Wine

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Brilliant.  It wouldn't be so funny if a friend hadn't been talking to a dispatcher once while following two men whom she had witnessed stealing from a jobsite...."there's no one available, I'll have to put you on hold.".  Really?

Funny pictures about Calling the cops like a boss. Oh, and cool pics about Calling the cops like a boss. Also, Calling the cops like a boss photos.

I must be a freaking genius

Funny thing is, the smarter the man is, the more difficult it is to find the right woman. Because some women are dumb and self-absorbed, as seen by this quote.

One woman's struggle to reuse her penis cake pan... These are hilarious!

8 Alternative Uses For A Penis Cake Pan

Just in case you ladies are wondering what to do with your penis shaped cake pan after the bachelorette party. One woman's struggle to reuse her penis cake pan. Bahaha, these are hilarious!

Caution

Sign on ski slope - good advice. Please remember this advice! Folks die every year from skiing at high speed and meeting up with a tree. High impact injuries and death occur.

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Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 55 Pics Remember when you sent me that picture if you in the sunglasses when we were talking about my presentation? Well, you looked like the tallest giraffe.

Funny pictures about Overly Attached Cat thinks of everything. Oh, and cool pics about Overly Attached Cat thinks of everything. Also, Overly Attached Cat thinks of everything photos.

So very true!

Contraception leads to more babies born out of wedlock, the exact same way fire extinguishers cause fires. - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

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Funny pictures about Wake up and feed me! Oh, and cool pics about Wake up and feed me! Also, Wake up and feed me!