Teenager Post Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.
wine, water, water, wine
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.
"Why can't Mother Nature just text and be like, 'Waddup girl, you ain't pregnant." Lol
Funny Ecards. For you Gene Schaffer... remember one time at a music practice when Becky asked you if you could hear better with your glasses on...LOL LOL LOL
I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...
Welcome to the karma cafe. There are no menus you will be served what you deserve.
Omg i'm sorry I couldnt not repin this :,) half of the people in my school are like this like just shut up no. Lol sorry ✨✨