Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth
Whoever said that dad jokes are corny has never met these hilarious dads. Their kids may not find these pranks and antics so amusing, but we can't stop ourselves from laughing!
Revolutionise fashion, for we love the world!
bet there were lines of people anxiously waiting inside to try the 'worst meatball sandwich ever'. Didn't even know that there was such a thing as a meatball sandwich.
You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. And you suck. We all suck.
that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.
In case of fire . ( for Social Media addicts :) fcseh In case of fire . ( for Social Media addicts :) In case of fire . ( for Social Media addicts :)
Foot in mouth syndrome. I must have this going on today. Had four foot in mouth moments today. Something is seriously wrong with my brain.
Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts! I like to eat dinner backwards and start with desserts too :)
Dallas highways engineering marvel - unless you're driving there! Is this an actual photo of the highways in Dallas?