Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Been convinced my entire life! - Pardon the language
Wanna freak out your neighbors? Name your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van 7.' <-------- OMG, my last apartment had a FBI Surveillance WiFi connection; I thought it was just cuz I lived up the street from the President, LOL
I laughed out loud at this one.
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them.
This is wonderful