Divorce....It's All Good Now
Divorce....It's All Good Now
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Previous pinner wrote: "And so will all MY peeps! ;)" Too funny. And see Aaron's James's definition of asshole as someone who feels entitled to systematically allow himself advantages over other people, and whose entitlement immunizes him against any complaints they make about his behavior. Just sayin'....
TRUE STORY ......
Ha ha ha! Yes I do because he really is! Sex & The City Quote
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its all about #energy.. #quotes
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SO TRUE !!!! Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn't lie.
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Life is short. Spend it with happy people. And certainly don't let unhappy people bring you down.
Life's Short, this rings truth
Life is too short. MUST remember this!
"Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you"; quotable inspirational quote
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.... So True!
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you... TRUE STORY!
patience is key
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Ideas & Inspiration - Quotes & Sayings | "No Expectations. No Disappointments."
My life motto!
No expectations, no disappointments. How I live my life. Sad but true.
Why do I have so much trouble remembering this?!?!!?
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Or the crappy people.
"Never underestimate the importance of abandoning crap you don't need"
substance over stuff
lying liar Ha!
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Made me laugh till my side hurt! Rottenecards - Im sorry that Im having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.
I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Haha so true!!! Dont blame me for not trusting you!!
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I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Rotten ecards
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"No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn't bring you what you want, it taught you what you don't want." So True!
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn't bring you what you want, it taught you what you don't want. The truth
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It bugs me when people say a relationship was a waste of time. You always learn something. You grow, become stronger, and learn. That is not a waste of time. It's called living life and growing up.
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Lmao...true story true story
Happy, happy, HaPpY!
I still believe it will be worth it...
Inspirational divorce quote omg too funny
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A very good place.
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true love builds you up, makes you a better person, makes you want to be a better person
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"I can’t control your behavior; nor do I want that burden… but I will not apologize for refusing to be disrespected, to be lied to, or to be mistreated. I have standards; step up or step out." - Steve Maraboli #quote #truth
This IS SO F**KING TRUE! "I can’t control your behavior; nor do I want that burden… but I will not apologize for refusing to be disrespected, to be lied to, or to be mistreated. I have standards; step up or step out." - Steve Maraboli #quote
Ain't that the truth! How I started living my life!
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A Married Women's Response the the the Divorced man's advice
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Things learned after 16 years of mariage
The married womens’ response to the divorced man’s advice.
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The only thing I do when I think of you now
Quote : Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
Humor y risa
(EDIT)"Why is she so excited?" Levi asked looking over to Dani who was bouncing up and down on her toes smiling like a mad woman. "Her sister Natalie is visiting." I answered crossing my arms and grimacing at the thought of Dani's older sister. "You don't look to happy about that," he observed. "That's because I'm not. Every time Natalie visits she ends up hurting Dani, but Dani is to nice to hold a grudge." "What does Natalie do?" he asked curious. "What does she do? Well let's see, last time she visited Dani and Colton were going out. Natalie decided to have a party and half way through Dani went home. Natalie got Colton drunk then proceeded to hook up with him. Dani was crushed and Natalie didn't even care. That's why Dani and Colton broke up." "Really, that's-" he didn't get the chance to finish his sentence because Dani came over. "I wonder where she is she was supposed to be here by the time school ended." "She's probably at the bar, getting wasted or screwing around with someone." I mumbled. "What?" She asked. "I said I'll just drive you." "Oh, no you guys can go. She'll be here soon." "I'll just wait until she gets here." I said not wanting to leave her stranded. "No, really go you don't have to wait." "Fine, but call me if you need me okay?" I said consenting. "Can I stay? I wanna meet your sister." Levi asked and I realized he was trying to stay incase she didn't show. "Sure," "Okay, bye guys." I said walking out the door and to my car. I stopped by the gas station for a soda. When I left I looked across the street to the bar and stopped dead in my tracks. Natalie was inside hanging all over this middle aged man. I put my soda on the roof of my car and walked over to the bar. I stormed inside and over to Natalie. "Natalie, what the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to pick up Dani from school." "Oh, hey Jordyn. How ya been?" she asked clearly drunk. "Listen bitch. I'm not in the mood in case you can't see the 'fuck you' in my smile," I said pointing to my face and giving her a venomous smile. "So you better sober the fuck up and come up with a good excuse as to why you left your sister stranded at school." "You seem very upset, maybe you should have a drink." she said putting her bottle up to my mouth. I grabbed it and threw it to the wall and it exploded. "Hey!" The bartender shouted and I looked at him, eyes blazing. "Shut the fuck up!" "That wasn't very nice Jordyn."Natalie said slurring her words. "Listen Natalie, I don't like you, never have, but for some reason Dani has forgiven you over and over again. But I am this close, to beating your ass." I said the last part sticking my thumb and pointer finger in her face hardly a centimeter apart from one another. "You understand?" She stood up and stumbled a little bit. "You don't intimidate me, and if you think for one instant that you can take me in a fight you're wrong." I was boiling mad, I glared at her as every bottle in that bar exploded. I lifted up my hands and kept the water away from me, my eyes not leaving hers for a second. "One of these days, Dani will have had enough of your shit and I won't have to put up with you anymore." I stormed out of the bar, the glass of broken bottles crunching beneath my boots. I got into my car and sped away.
"I've got a question for you Gabriel this once" I smiled looking up to his eyes, tasting the blood in my mouth as I hung. "Go ahead" he folded his arms, grinning. "Can you see the 'fuck you' in my smile?" His grin faltered with shock, "If the answer is no, look harder." I finished with a laugh. "Cute" he swung.
Can you? :D lol funny stuff!
Not very nice, but so very true. . . Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
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I think I have finally discovered the secret to a happy relationship: Low expectations.
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The key to a happy life!
. ..... I think I have finally discovered the secret to a happy relationship: Low expectations. #ecards #humor #relationship #love #adult
It doesn't say marriage...
Sounds awful, but its true! Sometimes we expect fairy tales or romantic comedies - Those aren't real life!
Amen to that
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Happy happy happy!
My life motto :)
Choose your battles and your friends wisely...
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So true in everyone's life
Isn't that the truth?! I wonder why these people choose to be miserable continually throughout their ENTIRE life. No I don't, I'm too busy and happy living mine! :)
Walk Away....have to remember this!
Walk away from angry people
Ignore the toxic people, no matter how much they try and seep their poisonous drama into your life. They're the ones who need some sort of fulfillment in their life, not you. Walk away and continue living a happy, fulfilling life :)
oh so true!
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Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
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Never thought of it like that but now that I am it is very inspirational
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so true. so often comes in hip openers, and who knows if it's old or new stuff - breathe, breathe, breathe, release.
so true.... could be a tattoo
Tears of fear, tears of happiness, tears of sadness...all tears.
The real character of a person is revealed not in how they begin a relationship, but how they end one.
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The real character
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