I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

I saw a guy at Starbucks today. no iPhone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there. Like a psychopath.

It's very risky... _

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 43 Pics

Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills, and if they do, why don't you let them? Feel free to call and pay my bills any time!

Funny Picture to share nº 15173

Job & Work quote & saying Funny Picture to share nº The quote Description Funny Picture to share nº 15173

5 DEADLY TERMS Used By A Woman: 1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an…

5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman -- a little harsh, but humorously true. Where is men's deadly term list?

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