Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great you have no power over me!
Haha! This is essentially how I felt all through school. My mom always said "school first, boys later," and I was totally okay with that. I also had a sticker on my notebook that said, "Boys are overrated. I'd rather have a dog." Yep, books and animals.