Said just like that...with a sweet, southern smile on my face!
If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, I haven't decided yet.
Witty, Funny Statuses And Funny Tweets
I'll admit it.. I'm the type of woman.. that needs your attention. I like talking all day long & getting cute random texts that let me know your were thinking about me. I like it when you show me off & let the world know I'm yours but still keep our business low key. I'm not asking you to spend your money on me or make your world revolve around me but make me feel wanted.
The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher www.thepartygoddess.com © #quote #lipstick #drink #pullyourselftogether #elizabethtaylor
be someone who makes you happy
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector. -MARLEY & ME <3
I say this all the time, "You don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley." I do love tattoos tho - just dont have any!
love the play on words