Quotes I have the nerve to say
Quotes I have the nerve to say
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When its one of those days!
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Story of my life on the weekends
Challenge accepted! not doing anything today!!
i need this check list
I'm not doing shit today. Mission accomplished.
Jan 11th (11/365) lazy Sunday. But I did make ice cream and did the dishes.
Am I overreacting again?
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True Story :p
i have long legs and it takes forever but i do soooo love it when i'm done
I hate when I shave and I dont get laid. What a waste of time that was.
#funny #quote #shave #laid
Haha so true
Am I Overreacting Again?
whogivesaratsass WHOA! 13 GORGEOUS Girls With Curves!!! Are You Man Enough?!?
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Pin Up Girls Quote
Yeah baby ;)
WHOA! 13 GORGEOUS Girls With Curves!!! Are You Man Enough?!?
#quotes #words of wisdom #live life fluidly
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The strongest actions for a woman is to love herself. Inspiring quotes about strong woman and confidence. Tap to see more inspirational and motivational quotes! - @mobile9
Life. Be the woman no one ever thought you could ...
Inspirational quote for living life.
28 Motivational Quotes
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. LOL. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.
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Life is not a fairy tale! #lifequote #fairytale #funny #life #quote
Girl truths: Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight... you're drunk.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 31 Hysterically #Funny #Life #Quotes You Won’t Be Expecting
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Online shopping quotes
#online shopping #funny
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Online shopping - because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants, and a glass of wine. ---- too funny and oh so true! I love online shopping.
It won't stop beeping on weekends - www.drunkdrank.co...
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Medical alert bracelet - laughed so hard at this, bout made myself sick!
funny shit 🙈🙉🙊
It won’t stop beeping on weekends
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Absolute truth. You don't have to be blood related to be considered family. Fair warning to those stupid enough to mess with them.
So true, not even funny.
So true! I can go from sweetie to BITCH in no time if you mess with my family
mess with my family.. I become karma!!
Mess with me... I am strong enough to take it. Mess with my kids... I am strong enough to make you regret living.
My bitch has been coming out lately and I'm ok with it. Tired of mean people.
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i (need to) quit sugar
We can do it! Pinup cartoon art. Rosie the Riveter
illustratration and Concept Art by Will Murai
Rosie lets her hair down pinup
True friends are always there!! They don't give up on you just because the situation is difficult and just push you away!
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A true friend doesn't care when you're broke, being a bitch, what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past or if your family is filled with crazy people. They love you for who you are. #bff #bestie #friendship #bestfriends
True friend #friendship quote. It is true real friends stick together
Inspirational Quotes .even better when one of your best friends are in your family!
Best friends love you no matter what.
True friendship. Have had the same best friend for about 16 years now, n everything about this quote explains why our friendship is so strong. :-) Love you @Vanessa Samurio Samurio Samurio Samurio Samurio Rector
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THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IS ... ;) - www.razmtaz.com/...
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THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IS ... ;)
Why not admit it.. I Do
The thought of this possibility brings tears to my eyes.
THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IS … ;) | Raz's World
Bahaha! Well yeah!
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So true! I love my friends!!
Friends Are Like Underpants: Truth.
Funny signs by L.B. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check out my website for tons more funny stuff and sample readings from my various books www.lbsommer-auth...
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Who would have thought underpants could explain friendships
and so true! Friends are like underpants
I hate the word underpants, but cheap and bent out of shape made me laugh :)
Yes! Just slipping into a fabulous pr of stilettos and instant WOW I can't stop admiring. Not going to find me in any middle age woman comfort granny Croc type shoes-EVER! Sorry just not going to let myself go like that...I'll be skooting around in my wheelchair in a fabulous 5" pr of Louboutins for sure baby! lol
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Put your high heels on, babe!
If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes. Quotes
Positive Quote Of The Day ~ August 5th
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
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I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. - This is my life!!!
Uh oh, watch out. Rheumatoid Arthritis
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. Amen...
Hehe I hate Mondays.
I can relate
Vintage retro humor
Funny...but SO true
Looks like our Saturday night @maddycw @CamilleSouza87
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LOL this is my me and my friends!
Looks like Friday night all over agIn
Hahaha that's being a good girl friend!! Lol
College life for real!
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My new life motto
add some lipstick and your golden
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So true. And to think I actually cared...before I realized your truth! What was I thinking??
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldnt look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. #funny #humor #smile #laugh #alwaysmakemesmile #fun #justforfun #funonly #smileonly #makemyday
I'm not there yet, but this is some funny stuff
Wild One Malbec: How do you get wine stains out of lace undies? I'm asking for a friend.
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LOL don't judge
Middle Sister Wines
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Funny user card about women | Funny Pictures | Funny Quotes | Funny Jokes – Photos, Images, Pics
Funny memes you know nothing about a woman Funny memes [You know nothing about a woman]
HA HA angry Irish girl!
hahaha so true!
20 Random funnies to kick-start your week
You know what's really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition... Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick-wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent looking lady... A woman who realizes how beautiful she is.