I tripped and fell into some feelings. I brushed that shit off. Sounds about right.
I'm sexy.and I know it is more like it.
Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on FB. Your passive-agressive way of ending our friendship really took some balls.
For real because some people don't live off the government. Some people being ME
You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.I know some people like this!
Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been on more wieners than Ketchup.
Seriously, we don't care!