I tripped and fell into some feelings. I brushed that shit off. Sounds about right.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on FB. Your passive-agressive way of ending our friendship really took some balls.

For real because some people don't live off the government. Some people being ME

You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.I know some people like this!

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been on more wieners than Ketchup.