Eat a cow! They are ruining the ozone layer!
Hope they are using Charmin Ultra Strong
Before Weight Watchers
Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.
Let's spend Mother's Day profusely thanking the women who kept our breastfeeding off national magazine covers.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
I enjoy working with you because I get to retrain you every couple of months just so I can stay sane.
You can find him on your local CTA
I'm impressed they can move that fast
I want a camel!
I wear my sunglassess at night...
This workday is going slower than a Florida arrest.