Cordon blue finches (male has red cheeks). * * " MALE FINCH: " It's a wonderful life;" FEMALE FINCH: " Oh yeah, wunnaful. I haz to lay de eggs and feed screamin' beaks while you fly around to yer little birdie heart's content.
Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Husband: * whispers in ear * I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world. Me: yeah, imagine this kind of thing really happened?