Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

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What you looking at…

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ha! This is great!

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Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.

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ecards.

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Truth

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so funny!

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Lol well that's where I am at this point in life

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