Diet plan…

Diet plan…

My Diet Plan: Bake all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

What the heck!

27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once

"It's the Holiday Season...Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs at midnight tonight!" #yankinaustralia #lol #holidays

"It's the Holiday Season...Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs at midnight tonight!" #yankinaustralia #lol #holidays

Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. Yep that's about sums it up.

Funny Flirting Ecard: The only thing we have in common is our strong desire to bang each other. That's good enough for me.


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emmasweightlossblog: newbodyforever: 25poundstolose: Really though… story of my life My entire week..last week I felt like I could see where I’d toned up, this week I feel like I just washed up on the shore.

emmasweightlossblog: newbodyforever: 25poundstolose: Really though… story of my life My entire week..last week I felt like I could see where I’d toned up, this week I feel like I just washed up on the shore.

seriously though..

An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

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