Love this for a boys room! It's so true of most boys! My son already earning this definition with his screams of delight and getting into the dirt in my potted plants!

Put headphones into nostrils + open mouth = instant speakers. This is so weird but cool!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

This is science…

What science has taught about beards. Beards make hotter. This is science. and mustaches make you creepier. that is also science.

SPARKLE Flowy Tank, workout jersey racerback tank, I Don't Sweat, I Sparkle (This shirt miiiiiight motivate me to a thusly break a sweat)

Quote (Bill Cosby)

"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal" - Bill Cosby

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Free, Reminders Ecard: I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u"

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