Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I just ran my first marathon this morning. Just kidding. I'm on my third cupcake. Just kidding. I'm on my third cupcake.
The typical workweek. Or as I like to call it.day four of the hostage situation
SO CLEVER! "I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding". I see what you did there, clever.
“My age —> I'm "it's and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.
She don't know why, alll she knows is that her youngest child is a real gangster now. ---SPM<<<<but DAMN does it feel good to be a gangsta
Funny quotes - Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" to figure crap out.
Too Young For You Bro Quote Top If she can't finish "In West Philadelphia", she's too young for you bro. quote top Printed on Skreened T-Shirt
Yeah, this is me. There is at least some sarcasm in everything I say.
Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. Yes! But for me I am a stickler for spelling.
When you say everything happens for a reason, dont be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.