I have your pills right here, but you were a complete bitch earlier, so I'm going to tell you it will be another 20 minutes.
Nope.; and the milk in your fridge expired 1 month ago. I don't hear you saying "but there's still milk in it", you're throwing it out, no matter what's left in the jug.
I need to print this and play at my pharmacy! I don't think it would take long to get a Bingo!
OMG this could not be any more true. Happens all the time.
Funny pharmacy sayings
The nursing home said the patient could toilet himself but the giant shit stain in the wheelchair determined that was a lie - Maury Povich Lie Detector Test
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I make this joke all the time...about the elves that work during the night!
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Exclusive Pharmacy Technician Shirt, Slinging pills to pay the bills! Haha too bad it doesn't say eyedrops!