Pirates of the Caribbean tumblr posts

I always tell the truth but sometimes I do it in my sarcastic voice so I can use reverse psychology

I love how Ferb just goes with it

I love Ferb so much.>>ok so what if ferb liked Isabella the whole time?

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 30 Pics

Pug:" You rude piece of shit, Dr. Lecter gonna turn you into sausages!

5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma?!

5 yr old daughter: Mom, why some of your hair is white? Me: *smile* every time you make me sad, one hair turns white. Daughter: *wide eyes* mom, what did you do to grandma? :D

The more some humans stay inside, the more luminescent their skin can become.

13 True Facts About Being A Human

I like the reflective white stripe in the middle! This is a two piece.

Hold up eleven fingers!!

A friend of mine just messaged me saying, "I f*cked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to 'hold up 11 fingers'. He started to panic and I didn't realize why until he screamed, 'MOM. MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN!

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